Contact Application
連絡申請書 — form 猫-42b
Do you wish to contact Meow Arts?
Please note: contacting us is irreversible. You may receive a reply.
おかえりなさい
The committee remembers you. The captcha, the queue, the checkboxes — all waived.
The cat, however, waives nothing.
Select ALL the cats.
All felines count. We are extremely serious about this.
Please hold.
All of our cats are currently assisting other visitors.
your position in queue
3
Reason for contact?
Choose carefully. The form remembers.
Which Meow Arts product is your favorite?
This will not affect your application. It affects us emotionally.
Almost done. Click Continue.
That's it. Just click Continue. Easy.
Security question.
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
How much do you love cats?
Precision matters to the committee.
50
Are you absolutely sure you wish to proceed?
Think carefully. This is a formal declaration.
Final agreements.
Read carefully. Or don't. The checkboxes are watching.
*or whatever the checkboxes decide
The final committee member.
He is asleep on your application. Pet him. Correctly.
∧,,,∧ (= -ω- =) zzz (,,uu,,)
ゴロゴロ meter0%
slow strokes. he can tell.
却下
APPLICATION REJECTED
承認
APPLICATION APPROVED
Congratulations, verified human and/or feline. You have earned the right to contact us like a normal person:
p.s. — the terminal on the plugins line accepts meow --hire. you could have asked it.